Toilet lady strikes again...

Well, this one takes the cake for toilet disgustingness (If you are unaware of our daughter's fascination with the bathroom toilet please check out this, and this, and this). As is normally the case the sound of the toilet seat crashing down was heard from the living room. With both boys nearby it could only mean one thing...Toilet Lady! Dan rolled his eyes and headed for the bathroom to see what was happening on this occasion around the porcelain potty. He walked in and saw the little culprit with her arm in the toilet and the toilet seat resting on top of her shoulder. "Hey! What are you doing?" he asked, expecting to see her washing a toy or cleaning a sock or just simply stirring the water with her hand. But this time it was different. She pulled her arm from the toilet, spun around, and revealed that it was a tortilla chip that she had been dipping in the toilet as though it were a giant bowl of salsa. As it dripped on the floor she smiled and raised it to her mouth to take a bite. Dan's fatherly instincts kicked in. No, he didn't run to get the camera. This time it was serious. He actually removed the defiled object from her hands before she could take a bite. It was only then that he noticed that this wasn't going to be her first bite. She had already nibbled on the no-longer-crunchy treat. Oh well. What won't kill you will only make your immune system that much stronger.